asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both with feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job” —it is not your job | Caitlyn Siehl (via perfumedsecrets)
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ACCURATE AS HELL.
If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a(n) anglerfish.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Opal.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Dandelion.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thunderstorm.
If I were a color, I’d be midnight blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be guilt or shame.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a kiwi.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a place, I’d be some small uninhabited island.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like bitterness.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of warm vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be the fingertips.
If I were a song, I’d be InContext - Breathe
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be the old comfortable worn out pair that you keep for nostalgia.
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
- Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
- Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
- Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
- Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lost its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes